English · Drama · 2025

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

"Everything is under control."

6.3/10 113 min October 10, 2025 Drama

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

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Quick Stats

6.3
Rating
342
Votes
113
Minutes
2025
Release Year
$2M
Budget
$2M
Revenue

Movie Information

Original TitleIf I Had Legs I'd Kick You
Release DateOctober 10, 2025
Runtime113 minutes (1h 53m)
GenresDrama
DirectorMary Bronstein
LanguageEnglish
CountryUnited States of America
Budget$2M
Revenue$2M

Cast & Crew

Rose Byrne
Rose Byrne
Linda
Conan O'Brien
Conan O'Brien
Therapist
A$AP Rocky
A$AP Rocky
James
Danielle Macdonald
Danielle Macdonald
Caroline
Delaney Quinn
Delaney Quinn
Child
Mary Bronstein
Mary Bronstein
Dr. Spring
Ivy Wolk
Ivy Wolk
Diana
Mark Stolzenberg
Mark Stolzenberg
Parking Attendant
Manu Narayan
Manu Narayan
Landlord
Christian Slater
Christian Slater
Father
Eva Kornet
Eva Kornet
Breathworker
Ella Beatty
Ella Beatty
Kate

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About If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is a 2025 Drama movie directed by Mary Bronstein, starring Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, A$AP Rocky. With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

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